System response and access times during the rapture may vary due to a variety of factors, including, but not limited to, civil unrest, power outages, network latency, and additional, unforeseen acts of God and/or Satan. We provide the service on an "as is" basis and grant no warranties of any kind, expressed, implied, statutory, in any communication with our representatives, or us or otherwise with respect to the service. We specifically disclaim any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement. Further, we do not warrant that your use of the service will be secure, uninterrupted, always available or error-free or that the service will meet your requirements or that any defects in the service will be corrected and we disclaim liability for, and no warranty is made with respect to, connectivity and availability.